Definitions by Denhamj

skunk monkey 

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!

(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!

skunk monkey by Denhamj February 24, 2018

trunk humpin’

Another term for anal sex!

My ol’ lady likes trunk humpin’!

trunk humpin’ by Denhamj February 22, 2018

single string meat banjo 

Another name for female masterbation!

I walked in on my mom playing the single string meat banjo!

single string meat banjo by Denhamj February 21, 2018