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skunk drunk 

to be so high that you feel as impaired as you when drunk
Bud: Dude can you give me a ride?
Bro: Sorry my man bud im skunk drunk
skunk drunk by kykymot March 3, 2014

Filthy Skunk drunk 

When you get so drunk people can smell you from 10 feet away, sometimes your so drunk you can't even speak and your memory becomes ridiculously bad.
Marcelo: Here's the $20 i owe you
(pulls out his wallet)
Drake:thanks
(5 seconds later)
Marcelo: Ohh i gotta give you that $20
(pulls out his wallet)
Marcelo: What the hell happened to my $20
Drake: Your filthy skunk drunk you damn juice bag
Filthy Skunk drunk by DJBGHGH April 25, 2006

skunk-ass drunk 

When being drunk as a skunk is taken to the next level & can no longer describe your state of drunken shenanigans! Typically occurs during epic nights at Jake's Bar in the Dub-C. Gettin' wasted while slammin' down $1 beers and continuously & sporadically shouting out "skunk-asssssss drunk!!" to your homies. Dwayne just stands behind the bar shaking his head, adjusts his wristbands, smooths out his fu manchu, pours another beer, flips you off, tells you to go fuck yourself, grins like a son-of-a-beoootch!
Rush- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
skunk-ass drunk by rush4psu October 8, 2014

drunk skunk 

a type of kush so strong, when smoked, it makes one feel like they are drunk. found mainly in california, but known to get around different parts of the usa, primarily houston texas. popcornish in looks, and almost odorless.
omfg dude, me and taylor smoked a bowl of that drunk skunk and it felt like we had downed a whole fackin' bottle of jack daniels, homie. uhhhhhh *cums*
drunk skunk by Dr. Kushmeister February 14, 2009

drunk nigga skunk 

"Drunk nigga skunk" means that you are in an extreme state of alcoholic intoxication.
"Imma go to da liqua sto' & then imma get DRUNK NIGGA SKUNK!!!!"
drunk nigga skunk by Allison January 24, 2005

drunk as a skunk 

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."
drunk as a skunk by alexandra October 11, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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