The type of guy that fucks EVEN MORE bitches than Jakub. The prophecy says that if there will ever be a "Jakub Škrabák" even the sun will not be able to handle the pure hotness of his thighs and the grace and superiority of his hairstyle.
Random guy: "I-Is it true? Did you see him."
Random guy2: "Yeah man, I felt the pure big dick energy coming out of him must have been a true"Škrabák".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'