skontie
skontie by zonk reese October 7, 2017
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skanties
Skank Panties. Tacky, gaudy panties worn by skanks...or normal women who are wanting to spice up their love lives by being a bit risque.
David: What the hell are those?
Michelle: These are my new skanties. Got 'em at Victoria's of Hollywood. Do you like them? They're crotchless AND rear-less!
David: What color are they? That color's not found in nature, is it?
Michelle: It's a mixture of fuchsia, pink and orange. The sequins around the openings are blue, with mink fur accents. Motley Crue is in town, and fuchsia is Tommy Lee's favorite color. Do you think he'll like them? I doubt if I'll be wearing them long enough for him to notice, but it's the thought that counts, ya know?
David: You're so skanky, but I have to admit that I do love the skanties!
Michelle: These are my new skanties. Got 'em at Victoria's of Hollywood. Do you like them? They're crotchless AND rear-less!
David: What color are they? That color's not found in nature, is it?
Michelle: It's a mixture of fuchsia, pink and orange. The sequins around the openings are blue, with mink fur accents. Motley Crue is in town, and fuchsia is Tommy Lee's favorite color. Do you think he'll like them? I doubt if I'll be wearing them long enough for him to notice, but it's the thought that counts, ya know?
David: You're so skanky, but I have to admit that I do love the skanties!
skanties by Greyborzoi May 20, 2010
skonkie
skonkie by the nudist midget February 18, 2004
laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW!
So now you know.
laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW! by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
skondie
Skondie is cool
SKONTING
SKONTING by Jan420blazeupblazeout April 9, 2022
skooties
Skooties: 1) Slang. Combonation of the words skirt and boobies, to describe the quality, firmness and beauty of a womans ass while she is wearing a skirt. 1) Slang: Combonation of the two words cooties and skater, refering to the transmiting of cooties from a skater to an unsuspecting person.
1)Gawd daum! check it! them skooties walking down the street..mmmm..bet ya i could bounce a quater off them hip-high skooties.
2) Fuck naw! them some nasty-ass saggin skooties! she got the mom-butt yo!
Popular girl: Ewww. Trevor don't be touching me in my private area, fer all i know you be giving me skooties, you skootie ridden skater punk!
Trevor: So, you want to stop having sex now then?
2) Fuck naw! them some nasty-ass saggin skooties! she got the mom-butt yo!
Popular girl: Ewww. Trevor don't be touching me in my private area, fer all i know you be giving me skooties, you skootie ridden skater punk!
Trevor: So, you want to stop having sex now then?
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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