Skitchity

(adj)
from the Bay

derived from 'skitchity skitchity sketch', a term used in place of the outplayed 'sketch' to describe an unsettling or untrustworthy person, place, object, or situation.

the second I walked into that party, I could sense that it was a little skitchity, and sure enough, the cops rolled up as soon as I got my underage drink on.

the way paul drools into the bong is skitchity.

Skitchity by Certified Bong Technician November 1, 2009

skitchin my fitchin 

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

skitchin my fitchin by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019

skitching 

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

skitching by smartypants October 7, 2004

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

skitching the wagon by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

kart skitching 

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.

dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.

kart skitching by nipples May 24, 2007

Skitchy 

Feeling out of sync with the world and.or reality. Out of sorts

I always feel a bit skitchy on Mondays.

Skitchy by midiwall January 26, 2009

Squitchity 

When something's just not right, a bit "off", itchy and twisted at the same time. Like my daughter's sock when she was 2 years old. "Mom it's all squitchity!" she cried. The word has stuck ever since. It's her word. Even people I work with use it.

I wouldn't go out with that guy! He looks squitchity!
That dress looks a little squitchity on you!
Whoa, your hair is all squitchity today!

Squitchity by Shasta22 March 29, 2015