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skinny mitch 

skinny ethopian like man that lerks the dark streets and back alleys praying on nothing but leaves and the odd half eaten chicken wing, this creature looks like its dieing but dont be surpised when it attacks u with its fierce long and skinny finger nails.
brayden- man what is that thing following us.
ty- just run its skinny mitch he will try and eat us
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Skinnybitchectomy 

The surgical removal of a Skinny Bitch attitude parasite from an otherwise healthy and fuctioning person.

The surgical removal of a Skinny Bitch from a given situation.

A well deserved ass kicking / maiming.

See Also: Skinny Bitch; Skinny Bitch Affliction
Erin's sister-in-law was acting like a real bridezilla, so Lindsay had to give her a skinnybitchectomy for the good of the entire wedding party.

skinnybitches 

girls who have skinny bodies and make other girls look bad in comparison.
Once upon a time, a group of peasant girls decided to use lack of food to their advantage and attract males with their malnourished waist lines. They were forever known as skinnybitches.
skinnybitches by keewi007 January 16, 2012

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026