skinny head

A head which has been clearly narrowed in size (mainly through visual phenomenon) due to the head's owner experiencing an unpleasant surprise, a close call of some sort, long stretches of work or study, or an unacceptable amount of time without food.

Matt had a major skinny head after working 50 hours last week while going to class.

John's car is really giving him a skinny head lately.

That near-accident on the freeway gave Bob a skinny head for the rest of the day.

Working through lunch always gives Eric a skinny head.

skinny head by John Kelley March 12, 2008

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skinny head

A phenomenon in which someone's head appears to be more narrow in size due to the head's owner experiencing an unpleasant surprise, a close call of some sort, long stretches of work or study, or an unacceptable amount of time without food in combination with the aforementioned criteria. The actual thin appearance of the head is not necessarily a measureable pathology and can often be considered a visual phenomenon associated with the person clearly displaying a lack of confidence, often accompanied by a confused or blank stare. It is essentially the opposite of being big-headed. The actual thin appearance of the head can be achieved through one single event or a series of events, each of which causes the head to become subsequently skinnier.

skinny head by J. Kelley March 13, 2008

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Skinny Headed Fuckstick

Derrogatory term: A small headed and extremely stupid fuckstick or one that fits better into the anal cavity.When someone is so stupid that no other term would lend homage to the level of stupidity.

We can't get anything accomplished because Landon is a "Skinny Headed Fuckstick".

Skinny Headed Fuckstick by Brown Cocksmoker August 10, 2007

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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