skiner
skiner by skinersteve January 2, 2011
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Nick: I thought you guys were at a cool high school party.
Val: We did make an appearance, grabbed some tit. That part was rad. But when you get to be our age, you'll see those parties, they're full of fakers, they're full of skanks.
Andrew: Would you two care to play some "Hooker Killer: Vatican City" with us?
Kurt: Game's for babies. You guys want to see some real sex?
Nick: We already saw your neighbors.
Val: We're talking about one of the greatest pornographic works in the history of skinema. It stars the Italian Stallion himself, Mr. Sylvester Stallone.
Maury: Oh, that's my buddy Frank's brother.
Val: Did it before he was famous.
Kurt: Just a struggling actor with a thick, meaty cock.
Val: We did make an appearance, grabbed some tit. That part was rad. But when you get to be our age, you'll see those parties, they're full of fakers, they're full of skanks.
Andrew: Would you two care to play some "Hooker Killer: Vatican City" with us?
Kurt: Game's for babies. You guys want to see some real sex?
Nick: We already saw your neighbors.
Val: We're talking about one of the greatest pornographic works in the history of skinema. It stars the Italian Stallion himself, Mr. Sylvester Stallone.
Maury: Oh, that's my buddy Frank's brother.
Val: Did it before he was famous.
Kurt: Just a struggling actor with a thick, meaty cock.
skinema by natalie portmanteaux July 3, 2023
Big Mountain Skier
Josh thinks he’s such a big mountain skier, all day he’s been saying how small this hill is compared to Colorado.
Big Mountain Skier by Waddy153 February 4, 2018
Jeff Skinner jackpot
When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023
pickle skinner
pickle skinner by Meatneck December 25, 2020
Utah Skier
During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.
Utah Skier by squevar September 16, 2013
T-Skinner
1) Person who wears a skin tight T-Shirt, usually cocky and/or overweight.
2) Wearing a T-Shirt from your childhood
2) Wearing a T-Shirt from your childhood
Nick: Isn't that the shirt you wore in 7th grade?
Stinkbutt Williams: Yeah, but it makes me look jacked.
Nick: Change it up man, you're acting like a T-Skinner.
Stinkbutt Williams: Yeah, but it makes me look jacked.
Nick: Change it up man, you're acting like a T-Skinner.
T-Skinner by StinkButtWilliams November 30, 2013