by Plump Master P. January 4, 2008
Nothing every really works out for you on a day-to-day basis. Things never go well but you roll with it anyway. When you get to the beach, it rains. When you withdraw money from the bank, it's a gamble if you'll get an insufficient funds fee. When you do have five dollars, you have to decide if you want substinance for life (food) or some brews. (You always choose brews.)
"Dude you just got shat on by a bird." -Yea I know, skimp life.
"How many tall boys you gonna buy?" Well I have enough money for one hot pocket or three beers so it looks like I'm drinkin.
"Skiiiiiiimp Liiiiiiife"
"How many tall boys you gonna buy?" Well I have enough money for one hot pocket or three beers so it looks like I'm drinkin.
"Skiiiiiiimp Liiiiiiife"
by DJ ADDaBOY June 4, 2010
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by Andy October 4, 2004
A large girl stuffed into revealing clothing that's one size too small and more often than not smells like fish. Said girl also thinks she looks good, meanwhile drawing less attention than Khloe Kardashian.
by yeahI'machick January 16, 2013
It is like when something is not even therefore skimp then hella skimp is when the person who is getting the short end of the stick whines about it and in turn gets skimped even more or something taken from them prompting him to say awwwww now your going hella skimp bro and skimp sounds like skiiiimp, usally that is followed up by a nice backhand slap and a pocket check
your mom working the corner in sht town now thats going hella skimp bro you dont even have any ramen in the fridge
by ratrigo January 2, 2011