A scuppernog is a furry woodland creature. Their meals consist of strictly psilocybin. Granted, they are very insightful and creative. Scuppernogs do not really exist.
...or do they?
"Would you like to godancing with the gnomes and me?"
--"I would be dlighted, but first I must walk my scuppernog."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.