Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work
Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep
Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again
Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho
Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again
Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho
Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
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When I got to the cheap motel, the first thing I did was to remove the skeet sheet from the top of the bed while wearing gloves.
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Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.
I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.
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