skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

skeet sheetz by mr dangling July 21, 2016

Skeet Sheet 

The comforter placed on the bed at a third rate motel. Such comforters are notoriously known for being covered in bodily fluids from many persons.

When I got to the cheap motel, the first thing I did was to remove the skeet sheet from the top of the bed while wearing gloves.

Skeet Sheet by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

skeet sheet 

Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.

I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.

skeet sheet by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

skeet sheet 

a girls face when you are shooting your load on her grill

your mama last night

skeet sheet by Mitch April 5, 2005

Skeet Sheet 

Another name for a ghetto whore.

Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?

Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.

Skeet Sheet by ThurnisWolf July 7, 2011

skeet sheet 

a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.

My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade

skeet sheet by Andrew Stump January 10, 2006

Skeet Sheet 

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting

This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet

Skeet Sheet by Buckarooman710 January 12, 2017