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skankscuse 

When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
skankscuse by Focier October 9, 2014

Skanksquatch 

A really tall, big, hairy skank. The hairiest skank of all.
I stopped by the crack house the other day when I saw a skanksquatch brushing her chest hair and hitting the pipe.
Skanksquatch by katejjjjjjj January 29, 2008

Skanktuary 

Any place filled with many skanky women
"look at all these skanks up in here."
"yeah dude, this place is a skanktuary."
Skanktuary by YoungBlood42008 August 5, 2009

Skanktupus

1) A slutty person who is approximately eight times skankier than most skanks.

2) A person who has actually engaged in a eight-some. Presumably rare.
That chick hooks up with two guys for every day last week. What a skanktupus.
Skanktupus by Aushou April 17, 2010

Skanksquatch 

A stinky, hairy hippie skank. Typicall found in the North East from Upsate New York through the Blueberry Barrens of Maine and the entire Pacific Noth West. This in an elusive creature, but can be lured into action by patchouli oil & Greatful Dead music.
Look at that Skanksquatch, spinning around by the VW bus
Skanksquatch by HarkMart May 5, 2009

skanktuary 

A consecrated place for skanks, or a place of refuge and protection for a skank.
That fraternity house is a total skanktuary.
skanktuary by T. Mudd November 2, 2005