Get the skankstuh mug.When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
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