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skankscuse
When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
skankscuse by Focier October 9, 2014
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skankstuh • skank stuntin' • Skanksta • skankster • skanktuary • skankitude • Skanksquatch • skankstitute • skankatch • skankathon
Skanksquatch
I stopped by the crack house the other day when I saw a skanksquatch brushing her chest hair and hitting the pipe.
Skanksquatch by katejjjjjjj January 29, 2008
Skanktuary
Skanktuary by YoungBlood42008 August 5, 2009
Skanktupus
1) A slutty person who is approximately eight times skankier than most skanks.
2) A person who has actually engaged in a eight-some. Presumably rare.
2) A person who has actually engaged in a eight-some. Presumably rare.
Skanktupus by Aushou April 17, 2010
Skanksquatch
A stinky, hairy hippie skank. Typicall found in the North East from Upsate New York through the Blueberry Barrens of Maine and the entire Pacific Noth West. This in an elusive creature, but can be lured into action by patchouli oil & Greatful Dead music.
Skanksquatch by HarkMart May 5, 2009
skanktuary
skanktuary by T. Mudd November 2, 2005
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