When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
A stinky, hairy hippie skank. Typicall found in the North East from Upsate New York through the Blueberry Barrens of Maine and the entire Pacific Noth West. This in an elusive creature, but can be lured into action by patchouli oil & Greatful Dead music.