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Skank Muffin

To be a slut but a cute slut.
by Surcharge May 10, 2009
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My sister has skank muffin, it smells terrible
by Harambe's Revenge September 13, 2016
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skank muffin

a fruitalitious hoe-bag that likes to eat jellybeans with peanutbutter while giving someone a Hot-Carl
omg Zakk is such a skank muffin!!!
by Jessi Leigh Copeland December 24, 2008
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Skank Muffin

Skank muffin- A whore who is a total bitch and slaps the reciever of sex after the intercourse. She also has mant=y tattos and peircings. They also must grow up in the streets of Philly, Broklyn, or Compton.
The skank muffin jump across the street and slapped the pimp.
by yindidlefidle February 14, 2012
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when about ready to have sex, the guy aims his dick (penis) towards the girl vagina and when about to have sexual intercourse the woman queifs then the guy trys to find something to plug the hole and finds a muffin.
OMG she is a skank muffin
by frankenstein sucks dick July 9, 2010
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bigfoot spank muffin

this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.
I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.
by FlyingToothlessMidgets December 31, 2009
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Bigfoot Spank Muffin

The illegitimate female love child conceived between Bigfoot and the Spankmeister.
Not hard to believe that scarey hairy ho came from Bighoof an the Spanky... She is definitely a Bigfoot Spank Muffin.
by RocketMan66 August 22, 2011
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