this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other
cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the
cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the
female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby
hand feeds you a muffin. amen.