Skåne

The biggest fucking joke of all time

Synonym for 'Denmark'

Dude: Hey
Skåning from Skåne: Hallå ja
Dude: Fuck no

by SyntaxError1 December 14, 2020

skåne

Rightfully Danish

"Skåne is Rightfully Danish and France sucks"

by HentaiSauceMaster69 October 24, 2022

skane

A rare and mythical creature that ejects vaginal secretion (VS) all over the place. Very disrespectful, always shows up when you least expect em to, characterized by being obnoxious and flying around fing shit up.
Can only be tamed and or killed by a select few "chosen ones". These "skane hunters"(short form: "skunters") are born with an impressive set of skills geared towards defending the free world from skanes.

*if approached by a skane do not attempt to befriend it, call 1-800-SKUNT-HUNT imediately for assistance

DUDE, did you see the size of the skane in k-town the other night? good thing there were skunters around

I wish I was a bad-ass skane

SKAANNNEEE lets go grab a beer now that you're no longer faculty

by prostarskunter June 22, 2009

Skane

An insult that calls someone a cum stain of a skank

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I have to chill with my skane ass brother

by MeleeKim July 10, 2010

skane

messed up

Dude: Hey, yo look in yo brother's car. Those chicken bones all over the seat?
Dude 2: Dang. Yeah man. That's skane.

by JdB July 31, 2003

skane

A man who believes he can get any girl he wants. He uses all of the cheesy pick up lines on any girl he meets. He calls all girls babe, and he tells them that they are the only girl for him. Quite often he is not as great as he makes himself seem and rarely gets a girl.

That guy is such a skane. He is hitting on every girl here. Too bad he's not going to get any of them.

by holly2e July 8, 2010

skane

a fucking redneck from Glen Burnie MD.

They aint nuthin but a bunch of Skanes up in huuur.

by Prefab Madcow April 11, 2003