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sjokolademus by Kaptein Dullum August 21, 2018
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Litago Sjokolademelk
Litago Sjokolademelk by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020
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Q fersk sjokolademelk
The most divine substance in this mortal realm we call home, produced by the norwigian company q-meieriene. Much better than the clearly inferior "Litago Sjokolademelk". Those who dare question the divinety of Q fersk, shall perish and wither away alone in a dark soggy room. Q meieriene can with all respect call their chocolaty substance "norway's (and the world's) best chocolat milk".
Person 1: Damn Litago Sjokolademelk is really good
Person 2: GO AND DIE, Q fersk sjokolademelk is norway's best!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1(afraid): Chill dude, they taste basacly the same. Chocolate Milk isn't even that good.... and looks like diarea
Person 1: *Smaske smaske*, yummy diarea
Person 2: Litago is still better
Person 1: Pulls up gun
*Bang-Bang*
Person 2: GO AND DIE, Q fersk sjokolademelk is norway's best!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1(afraid): Chill dude, they taste basacly the same. Chocolate Milk isn't even that good.... and looks like diarea
Person 1: *Smaske smaske*, yummy diarea
Person 2: Litago is still better
Person 1: Pulls up gun
*Bang-Bang*
Q fersk sjokolademelk by Helixsky January 26, 2024
Q fersk sjokolademelk
Q fersk sjokolademelk is the most addictive substance known in life, the universe and everything. The choccy diarrihea like brown substance is produced by Q-meieriene and crushes it’s competitor “Litago”. Q fersk is our divine saviour from this devil spawn “Litago”. Anyone who wishes to object, should perish and wither away alone in a dark soggy room in an upmost painful way, including stoning and an above average tall penguin.
Person 1: Q fersk sjokolademelk gives me oral pleasure when I drink it
Person 2: Wtf man, it doesn't even taste that different from Litago
Person 1: *Pulles up an abnormally tall penguin*
Person 2: Wtf man, it doesn't even taste that different from Litago
Person 1: *Pulles up an abnormally tall penguin*
Q fersk sjokolademelk by Helixsky January 29, 2024
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