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Singlespeeder 

Derisory term applied to someone as a consequence of their disappointing or unfulfilling sexual performance.
"We was at it for ages last night an' he still never got me up the mountain. After half a shandy he's a proper singlespeeder, and he just has to get off and wank/walk".
Singlespeeder by Bill Wankly August 11, 2008

singlespeed 

A bicycle with one gear, esp. a mountainbike with one gear.
I love passing the gearies on my singlespeed!
singlespeed by BontyRider May 5, 2006
When there is nobody on the radar; no one in your mind. The total and complete state of freedom.
I might be the singlest person in the world, but I'm also one of the happiest
Singlest by Jet-a March 3, 2011

SingleSecrets 

number 1 minecraft shield pvper. legend has it he trained leytrex and owned lilmustard. I mean just ask lilmustard cuz he go owned!
SingleSecrets is very bad at minecraft
SingleSecrets by Unchance April 20, 2021

Singleness 

the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.

One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.
After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.
Singleness by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011

Singlesexual 

When no one likes you so your single all the time and never have a boyfriend or just don't want a boyfriend.
Taylor:im singlesexual.
Poppy:your what
Singlesexual by Poppy._.peggy January 31, 2021