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simt is cuter then evelyn 

this is a tru fact and noone can deny it

everyone who tells that this isnt the truth is evil and a liar
example 1
E: "simt is cuter then evelyn"
S: "u r right"
E: "Of course i am"

example 2
E: "simt is cuter then evelyn"
S: "no u r cuter"
E: "stop beeing a liar bae"
simt is cuter then evelyn by zekku November 23, 2018
Any Simon that smokes copious amounts of weed.
Simtoke hit the bong, then pass it over here.
simtoke by Chris Seres May 30, 2006
The most beautiful girl in the world! When God created Simtan even he fell in love with her perfection! The word Perfect was made just for her!
If you are ever lucky enough to meet Simtan you should bow your head and worship and thank your stars!

No one in the world compares to her!
Simtan is the most beautiful Girl in the history of mankind!
She has dark hair, her skin is the beautiful golden brown, texture like sun, the most beautiful eyes that you can fall deep in love with! A smile that can change your world! The most beautiful and gorgeous body! Simtan is literally the most beautiful girl in the world! Every inch of Simtan is beautiful right down to her perfect toes!
Simtan is perfect in every way!

Simtan is the only true Queen!
Simtan is the only true Goddess!

If you ever see a Simtan, bow down to her and thank her!

Simtan is a GODDESS!
Wow look at her! She is the most beautiful girl in the world! Ever! She is Simtan! Wow Simtan is truly a Goddess!

We should worship her!
simtan by Marshalpup November 23, 2021

Simthandile 

simthandile is a kind , loving and very supportive person , has a beautiful smile loves laughing and making the people around her happy. If you don’t have a Simthandile in your life your life should be checked cause she is beautiful and fun to be around with!
Your life will be full with happiness when you have a friend like simthandile
Simthandile by anonymous November 25, 2021
Sure I'll Mod That For You
Someone should make cobblestone fences for Minecraft!

SIMTFY, here you go: Link to mod
SIMTFY by Minecraft Redditor November 10, 2011

simtaangaran 

Vijay is a simtaangaran
simtaangaran by simtaangaran October 9, 2018
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