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simt is cuter then evelyn 

this is a tru fact and noone can deny it

everyone who tells that this isnt the truth is evil and a liar
example 1
E: "simt is cuter then evelyn"
S: "u r right"
E: "Of course i am"

example 2
E: "simt is cuter then evelyn"
S: "no u r cuter"
E: "stop beeing a liar bae"
simt is cuter then evelyn by zekku November 23, 2018
Any Simon that smokes copious amounts of weed.
Simtoke hit the bong, then pass it over here.
simtoke by Chris Seres May 30, 2006
The most beautiful girl in the world! When God created Simtan even he fell in love with her perfection! The word Perfect was made just for her!
If you are ever lucky enough to meet Simtan you should bow your head and worship and thank your stars!

No one in the world compares to her!
Simtan is the most beautiful Girl in the history of mankind!
She has dark hair, her skin is the beautiful golden brown, texture like sun, the most beautiful eyes that you can fall deep in love with! A smile that can change your world! The most beautiful and gorgeous body! Simtan is literally the most beautiful girl in the world! Every inch of Simtan is beautiful right down to her perfect toes!
Simtan is perfect in every way!

Simtan is the only true Queen!
Simtan is the only true Goddess!

If you ever see a Simtan, bow down to her and thank her!

Simtan is a GODDESS!
Wow look at her! She is the most beautiful girl in the world! Ever! She is Simtan! Wow Simtan is truly a Goddess!

We should worship her!
simtan by Marshalpup November 23, 2021

Simthandile 

simthandile is a kind , loving and very supportive person , has a beautiful smile loves laughing and making the people around her happy. If you don’t have a Simthandile in your life your life should be checked cause she is beautiful and fun to be around with!
Your life will be full with happiness when you have a friend like simthandile
Simthandile by anonymous November 25, 2021
Sure I'll Mod That For You
Someone should make cobblestone fences for Minecraft!

SIMTFY, here you go: Link to mod
SIMTFY by Minecraft Redditor November 10, 2011

simtaangaran 

Vijay is a simtaangaran
simtaangaran by simtaangaran October 9, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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