simpinings

when there is simp activity. (simp happenings)

i sense some serious simpinings.

by jdizz52 May 24, 2020

Simpinitus

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.

Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.

by Great Game J August 3, 2020

Simpingness

When someone’s heart is full with too much love and power to keep away from the one who gave them that power. Dr. Michael Morbius is the #1 person that people have simpingness for.

“Wow, I can’t believe you’re out and about after all that simpingness that was going on.

by Doodoocacarat👹 June 27, 2022

Simplings

A group of simple people.

Person: Those kids are simplings.

by Explainer Of Tdodd September 13, 2022

Simpingsanji

A freaky sense of humor with non-PG jokes here and there, but always respectful, self-aware, and able to dial it back when needed. Listens, adapts, and happens to be very handsome.

SimpingSanji? What the hell, man why are you saying that?”
“’Cause why not, vro.”

by SimpingSanji January 30, 2026