Simp Day
Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.
Simp Day by TheUltimateSimp April 16, 2020
Words you can keep
international simp day
International simp day is cool
simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO
simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO
international simp day by Simpsbesimpin March 9, 2020
National Simp Day
National Simp Day takes place in 18th April of each year.
In this day, you mention a simp and expose him for what he really is.Not to forget celebrate with friends and family.
In this day, you mention a simp and expose him for what he really is.Not to forget celebrate with friends and family.
(Person 1) Hey are you coming to my house tonight?
(Person 2) Bro we in quarantine and i gotta celebrate National Simp Day with my family
(Person 2) Bro we in quarantine and i gotta celebrate National Simp Day with my family
National Simp Day by hassanmujtaba_the-one-and-only April 17, 2020
Anti-Simp Day
Anti-simp day is celebrated each year on January 22. If you notice a simp that day, make sure they know their simping ideologies are harmful for the people at large. Educate and avert them from preaching and practicing simping.
"Man, Steve's a true anti-simp. It's just the morning of Anti-Simp Day and he's stopped like a dozen people already!"
Anti-Simp Day by TheDukeofArchetypes June 30, 2022
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026