silly bars 

Slang term for Xanax

Hey man you got any silly bars ?

silly bars by ErikTheBeast August 15, 2006

Silky Barstool 

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

Silky Barstool by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012