silent sounder

the silent sounder is a creature from birminghamian mythology that sounds (inserting objects into a males urethra opening in his penile device) silently in the corner of a room

if youve had the misfortune of being cursed by this creature you better start looking for signs like: stains in the corner of your rooms, cold spots in rooms and the brown note faintly playing from your wall
John: i think iv been cursed by the silent sounder
Johnny: how can you tell?
John: its a silent sound
by thesoundingprophet January 11, 2025
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