Defined when you hook up with a girl with a slamming rack, slap her Titties around for roughly 30 minutes nut on them then drive home and go to sleep on your floor mattress with Hulu on full blast
Today was a rough day...... I think I’m going to go for a patrick’s signature move for the night, ya know keep it simple
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.