side-pocket

The filthiest of prostitutes. A prostitute that sells access to their colostomy hole. This is also a prostitute of the drug addicted and homeless variety. Can also be another name for a colostomy hole. The term comes from a prostitute from Dallas who has become a local celebrity because of his trips to the emergency rooms of Dallas hospitals; and the fact that he literally has EVERY STD and form of hepatitis.

You are such a side-pocket!

side-pocket by Los026 December 11, 2010

Side Pocket 

1. Blackout in a moutherfuckin' bottle. At about $2.50 a 40 oz. with an alcoholic concentration of 10.5 percent , this low-dignity malt beverage is the cheapest, quickest way to exit this dimension next to either butt chugging every Windex bottle in your house or channeling your inner meth head and throwing back some of that blue juice from under the sink.

Tastes like horse pussy and cat shit. Drinking three or more of these in a 12-hour period automatically results in death. Drinking two of these bad boys in that same period results in regretable life decisions that will have your parents questioning why the fuck they had kids ... and why they didn't abort you via coat hanger.

Disclaimer: if you imbibe this beverage, you might as well dress up like a sailor and take a trip down to your nearest harpoon emporium because when you're a couple of side pockets deep you might nab yourself a Moby Dick or two. But hey, fat girls need love as well. Just look at Precious.

As if this couldn't get any worse, a side pocket is also known as a prostitute who will let you fuck their colostomy hole. To be honest, one too many Side Pockets 40s is probably the motive behind many a people becoming such dirty barnyard whores in the first place. Just ask your mom.

2. The official malt beverage of the National Homeless League.

Confucius say don't drink this shit.

Fun fact, Dewey Cox chopped his brother in half in the Great Machete Fight of 1969-69 because he was so shithoused off Side Pocket. DARF!

Side Pocket by CreambayWhackersVs.Titsburg December 6, 2016

Side Pocket 

Fucking someone's colostomy hole..

That prostitute isn't gay, he's a side pocket.

Side Pocket by Funny_Dog December 12, 2010

side pocket 

the front passenger seat of automobile. same as calling 'shotgun'.

"Get in the side pocket, do not leave the side pocket."
"I got side pocket!"

side pocket by Wazula October 18, 2006

Side Pocket Ale 

1. Bargain booze that get's you really drunk, but requires a very high disregard for one's taste buds.

2. Breakfast of Champions

3. Battery Acid

"Chad only had 3 Side Pocket Ales and he is already shirtless and trying to milk a mailbox."

Side Pocket Ale by Chief Ben May 2, 2010

Side Pocket Shit Stick 

While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.

He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!

Side Pocket Shit Stick by H3ddeeecaca February 11, 2023

Shreveport Side Pocket 

A sex act involving the hole in the abdomen, or 'stoma', where a colostomy bag is normally attached.

Person A: Dude, WTF are you doing talking to that nasty old crack ho?

Person B: She's gonna let me get that Shreveport Side Pocket.

Person A: I got next!

Shreveport Side Pocket by Disco Missile December 6, 2010