side pack 

when a male puts his whole "package" on one side of his crotch seam to make him appear to have more than he does.

I'll side pack today cuz I'm going to the beach.

side pack by Dave720 March 2, 2012

not on my side of the crisp packet 

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

not on my side of the crisp packet by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019