(noun, derogatory)
A portmanteau of "shit" and "bull" (not to be confused with "bullshit"), the term "shibble" is a pejorative against the notoriously aggressive and deadly pit bull dog breed; as these
dogs are generally lowly regarded as unsightly, menacing
scum, this term essentially reduces them to feces, cleverly replacing "
pit" with the rhyming "shit."
Why do shibbles always have to
target helpless infants and old ladies on walkers?
Bruh, did you know that in
2019, when canines killed a record of 48 Americans, shibbles contributes to 69% of these deaths? Lookit up on DogsBite.org,
bruh. That ain't just plurality, or even majority; that's supermajority.
I swear if I see another shibble wearing one of 'em bogus-ass "SERVICE DOG IN TRAINING" vests in the grocery store, I'mma shoot it.
Bullets ricochet off shibbles' skulls, and pepper spray doesn't work on them, either.