shwibbers

The man. The myth. The legend.

"Don't mess with the shwibbers"

by imafederalagent March 27, 2019

Dirty shwinters

Taking a shit at someone’s gaff and wiping your arse with broken glass

Sean: was with the auld lady there she pulled a dirty shwinters

by DickLips11 November 18, 2020

Shibbered

When you get so shitfaced that you end up rubbing hummus on your anus and puke in the cat's litter tray.

Oh man I got so shibbered last night, i'm not sure what happened, but I woke up this morning next to a pot of hummus and red raw sore genitals.

by kellyjodi85 July 30, 2010

Shimbers

The prickly things on a cats tongue. Why cats tongues feel like sand paper.

"Quit licking me Wiskers, your shimbers hurt!"

by cookiefish October 7, 2015

cloomb and shibber

Shibbering is violently shaking, shivering. Cloombing is grabbing everything and hauling yourself up onto the top bunk because you left food in the cabin at 4-H fall camp and not sure if there's a raccoon under your bed eating that mcdonalds you and your friend got

Me: Did you see me cloomb and shibber last night?
Jessica: Yeah, I'm so glad i got the top bunk next to you. If i was underneath you, i would of gotten bit and got rabies!

by ichybichy September 19, 2018

shwinkers

A group of badass friends from hazelwood

Do you know that guy over there?
HELL YEAH, he’s one of the shwinkers

by Fuentata October 15, 2018

penis shwibbles

A way to describe the shimmer experience you get after urinating in a cold bathroom.

Jake took a piss in the Waffle House bathroom at 2 AM, and right after he finished he got a case of the penis shwibbles because the AC was on -2 Celcius.

by Vaimaster7 June 18, 2017