Shwank

When you go for a shit but you have a wank just after or before on the toilet

Went for a lovely shwank there man

by Idefinewords March 16, 2017

Shwank

Cool
Dope
Awesome
Sick
Sweet
Nice

"Look at that stank shank that looks shwank"
"Look at him, he's soooo shwank"
"Awe that looks shwank as heck man"

by Jack Lotus April 05, 2021

Shwank

Another word for cool.

Dude: Bruh your shoes are so shwank.
Dude 2: Thanks bruh

by funu555 September 28, 2014

Shwank

A shag that has no love, so technically, should be called a wank.

That ho got shwanked good and propper

by Sambo February 06, 2004

Shwank

Another meaning for penis;
Hanging low.

My shwank is swinging

by Dan Cordeiro January 20, 2004

Shwank

Masturbating in the shower
part shower part wank
often done when staying somewhere communal e.g. a youth hostel

I had to have a shwank in scarborough so no one else could see me!

by school May 11, 2007

shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 01, 2008