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A sexy bitch who's prone to dating the hottest chicks evarrrr.
You can find this God amoung men on message boards when he has a minute or two between his ladies.
Damn, I wish I was as hot as 'Shuzo'.
shuzo by Munro January 26, 2004
Words you can keep
a creepy little 13 year old girl who happens to love pocky, guys, art, writing, guys, music, food, and did I mention guys?

prone to calling people beautiful crack babies and singing random lyrics to her favorite songs.
aww crap, Shuzo blew up the ACH again!
Shuzo by Shuzball April 4, 2003
Related Words
Shuzo Shazoo Shizo Shugo Shugo Chara Shugoki Shujoun Shukoff Shukonna shumon
shurouq (noun)

1. attractive female that has the looks, personality, and money.
2. sexy female that rises and shines like the sun.
3. female that is loyal, sweet, and mannered.
Shurouq walks in the room and all eyes stare at the beautiful creature.
Shurouq by jayjay4324 April 28, 2010
A large, fat Japanese man with a baseball bat.
Amy: He is SUCH a shugoki.
Shugoki by Shugoki June 11, 2018
Brian: Where are we?

Cow: Shazoo!

Stewie: Looks like we're in Europe
Shazoo by theomastix December 19, 2011

Shumoocher 

A smelly, lump of a person that lingers around your house long after they should have went home or taken a shower. They are willing to haul laundry from many miles away just to save money on laundry detergent even though they look and smell like they haven't cleaned their clothes in weeks. They also like to use your internet, cable and video games even though they spend more money in transportation costs getting to your house than if they bought these things themself.
I like your friend, but he's are a real shumoocher. He sat on your couch all weekend long and when he finally went home he left a big shit streak on one of the cushions.
Shumoocher by Stinky Hippie September 14, 2010

Shugotiation 

1) n. An argument with a teacher to raise your grade on a homework assignment, test or project.

2) n. A negotiation with a teacher trying to postpone a quiz, test or the due date of homework.
Kai: What did you get on that test?

Elliott: I would have gotten a B+ but thanks to some serious shugotiation I got an A.
Shugotiation by Sugar E October 14, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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