Shumoocher 

A smelly, lump of a person that lingers around your house long after they should have went home or taken a shower. They are willing to haul laundry from many miles away just to save money on laundry detergent even though they look and smell like they haven't cleaned their clothes in weeks. They also like to use your internet, cable and video games even though they spend more money in transportation costs getting to your house than if they bought these things themself.

I like your friend, but he's are a real shumoocher. He sat on your couch all weekend long and when he finally went home he left a big shit streak on one of the cushions.

Shumoocher by Stinky Hippie September 14, 2010

kitty-smoocher

1. A young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 with long scruffy hair in his/her face, typically wears any type of skater sneaker along with a hoodie sweatshirt, and constantly gets in trouble for participating in brainless activities or causing disturbances (i.e. pulling plants out of the ground and throwing them at moving cars).

2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming "you are a kitty smoocher" at passers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local A&W.

This term originated in RI, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.

Jay: I was outside yesterday trying to fix my car, and a bunch of kids with scruffy hair on bikes and skateboards rode by screaming unintelligible words, what is that all about?

Me: Oh, it's just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.

kitty-smoocher by jadex99 January 14, 2011

Cock Smoocher 

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.

Josh is a gay cock smoocher!

Cock Smoocher by jfmjr January 14, 2009

PeePee SMOOCHER 

A Homosexual male, that when in a feel good mood will smooch a penis.

Dude, Look at that Liberachi lookin Mother Fucker. I'd be willing to bet he's a PeePee SMOOCHER.

PeePee SMOOCHER by Michael A. Mashke September 11, 2005

Whisker Smoocher

A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.

Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....

Whisker Smoocher by Great Seany October 1, 2017

Peter-smoocher 

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

Peter-smoocher by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

pickle smoocher 

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

pickle smoocher by TAC May 1, 2003