Shrouse

A woman who will 'tut' at offensive language, drink only bottled water, do yoga, insist that all foreign meat is probably dog, wear H & M skirts in Vietnam and refuse free alcoholic beverages incase she gets dehydrated or sick.
A shrouse will typically have mousey brown, lifeless hair and wear glasses. Necessary shouse accessories are... an oversized handbag containing things 'just incase' , a ladies blanket, and a little book containing 'important' phone numbers just incase her phone brakes down.

"Oh my god, she came prepared with her own snacks in bowls, just incase the food they supplied contained dog! She's such a shrouse!"

by Devonian Delia January 10, 2006

shrouse

shroud's mouse

Bro your mouse is shitting right now, you should upgrade to a shrouse.

by shroudlore October 2, 2023

shrouse

a shit and mouse mixed together

Lets put the shrouse painting on the wall

by kitat_ismywife September 21, 2022

Cole Sprouse

a daddy™

wow look at that guy, he's a total cole sprouse!

by ColeSprouse August 9, 2017

Sprousehart

The ship name for Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart. Cole and Lili are a couple on the show Riverdale too.

Person 1: what is your OTP ship
Person 2: Sprousehart of course they are so cute together and even if they haven't confirmed it yet I know it is real
Person 1: true dat

by Sprousehart shipper August 13, 2017

Cole sprouse

EPITOME OF BEAUTY.

COLE SPROUSE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING WHO HAS EVER WALKED THE PLANET.

by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA January 21, 2018

cole sprouse

the guy who acted as cody in the 'the suite life of zach and cody'. He glowed-up real good and started his acting career again in 'riverdale' as jughead jones. cole mentioned that he began acting again for the sole purpose of making us feel like we hadn't wasted our money on posters of him when he was 12.

cole sprouse has funny tweets

by why is every name used already May 14, 2017