Shroad

A male's reproductive organ which measures longer in length than in width also known as somthing the Graffiti Skate Zone manager chokes on.

The Graffiti Skate Zone manger never helps with keeping the skatepark clean, he should just choke on a shroad.

by dank weed July 30, 2009

Shraddha

Shraddha is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. She cares for her loved ones more than herself. She seems shy and awkward but once you get to know her you will realise what you've been missing on. She is the type of person who would drop anything to help you. Humour is one way she expresses herself. She has immense potential and talent, which she never admits. Calm and collected person. Kindness is her best trait.

I'm so lucky to have a Shraddha in my life.

by Ggwp lol October 2, 2019

shrodingers deuche

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

by Aqualite March 6, 2017

shrödinger's douchebag

shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.

The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.

shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.

Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?

shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!

by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 17, 2020

idia shroud

an adorable man with fire for hair who will do anything for others and spends most his time holed up in his room.
also made a robot of his dead brother

person 1: my favourite character is idia shroud
person 2: omg no way me too!!!

by avatar of nv May 19, 2022

Shload

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

Shrodingers Cat

An experiment devised on 1935 where a cat is placed in a steel box along with a Geiger counter, a vial of poison, a hammer, and a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, the Geiger detects it and triggers the hammer to release the poison, which subsequently kills the cat. The radioactive decay is a random process, and there is no way to predict when it will happen. Physicists say the atom exists in a state known as a superposition—both decayed and not decayed at the same time.

Until the box is opened, an observer doesn't know whether the cat is alive or dead—because the cat's fate is intrinsically tied to whether or not the atom has decayed and the cat would, as Schrödinger put it, be "living and dead ... in equal parts" until it is observed.

According to Shrodingers Cat, we can never know whether a Christmas present contains a game or movie CD until you open it.

by Max Larc September 14, 2019