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Shrinky Dink 

when you get out of the shower and your dick shrinks
I stepped out of the shower and looked down and noticed that i had a shrinky dink.
Shrinky Dink by Sammy Ferguson September 20, 2004

shrinky dink 

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.
He must be on his shrinky dink, he's acting like a biotch.
shrinky dink by JeStKa October 23, 2010

Shrinky Dink 

A device that is placed over the penis in order to shrink it.
Shrinky dinks don't sell that good in China because they don't make them that small :)
Shrinky Dink by SM3393 January 9, 2009

shrinky dink 

when your penis shrinks too much
shrinky dink by Bob February 13, 2004

Chinese Shrinky Dink 

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.
After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

shrinky dinks 

Product for children. Sheets of shrinkable plastic that can be colored in and cut out. Most important think is that after baking in an oven they shrink few times of its original size.
I remember that I made Christmas toys with Shrinky Dinks when I was in elementary school.
shrinky dinks by Piotr Nowicki June 27, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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