shred bread 

A word describing the totality of send that a skier displays during the descent of a ski line, including speed of descent, steeze, and fullness of send. It is a quality contained by a skier, typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See gnar butter for similar phrase.

I totally spreaded the gnar butter on the shred bread when I hucked that cornice with a backie and stomped the mando-air out of the 45 degree couloir.

shred bread by the_reverend_69 January 6, 2019

Bread in the Shed 

A rather severe yeast infection.

Chap one: "I say, that lady over there is quite attractive. I think I shall endeavour to insert my penis in her!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. For I was there last week, and she has some serious Bread in the Shed!"

Bread in the Shed by Gaz Edmunds October 2, 2006