Noun - This substance is emitted with an abundance of force, excreted from the anus. It is so explosive and nasty that irregular foot taping or whistle'n should be performed in unison with the act to cover your tracks and distract any bystanders.

<Dude> Man.. that mexican food has giving me ass shrapenal, i have had ring around the asshole for 3 days now and i still keep pouring em out.

ass shrapnal by Gito March 29, 2005

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dog shrapnel

When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....

I can drive to lunch, if you don't mind the dog hair, and dog shrapnel in the back seat.

dog shrapnel by Davester75 August 18, 2013

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Pussy Shrapnel

an effect of wing-manning when you receive the excess pussy after a friend of yours takes the initial pussy bomb, especially when the wingman is exceptionally hot.

"Dude, you gotta come with me to the bar, all the girls will be all over you and then i can pick up the pussy shrapnel."

Pussy Shrapnel by CoffeeDrinker April 9, 2010

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Butt Shrapnel

The remnants of poo that are missed in the wiping process. These remnants are free to flake off or stick around.

Oh no! I guess I wasn't thorough in my wiping job considering that I have a nasty case of butt shrapnel

Butt Shrapnel by Lewis Hemingway May 26, 2010

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