The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.
Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.
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A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.

A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.
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The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.
"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".
by romanbabyshowerer October 19, 2009
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When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas
me and your mom threw a Texas Baby Shower last night
by Texas Tim Davis November 7, 2008
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The sexual act of shitting,ejaculating and vomiting on a partners chest then smearing it on your face like a baby
I just gave my girl a Philadelphia baby shower the other night
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A baby shower where men are encouraged to attend, usually at the insistance of and with their significant other.

A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.

Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.
Oh honey, come to the baby shower! Look the invite says its a couples baby shower.
by Not tcope September 25, 2013
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the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo
That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie
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