Shotgun Shits

Fecal matter erupting from the anus at a high rate of speed it does not give the person a chance to be fully covering the toilet. It erupts onto nearby objects resembling a shotgun emitted fecal matter buckshot sprayed the area. This condition maybe be confused diarrhea but the velocity and coverage of the fecal matter it differs and is often very messy and leaves the restroom attendant in despair.

That Mexican food gave me the shotgun shits

Shotgun Shits by Castle Enterprises December 19, 2008

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shotgun shits

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

shotgun shits by Lit fam March 8, 2017

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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