Shotgun rider 

Most famously used in Tim McGraw's song "Shotgun Rider," this word means a person's partner in crime, best friend, and the person they want most riding shotgun in their car. No matter what life throws at them or the amount of time spent a part, they can pick right back up where they left off when they're together again. Because he don't want no other shotgun rider beside him, singin to the radio :)

*Shotgun Rider comes on the radio*
Brandon: Hey! You're like my shotgun rider.
Hannah: What's a shotgun rider anyways? Haha
Brandon: You don't know what a shotgun rider is??
Hannah: Nope
Brandon: Haha just listen to the song, and you'll get it.

*Brandon tries to sing the song back to her, but Hannah just laughs and smiles and starts to sing along too*

Shotgun rider by HannnahBannana5 June 16, 2015

Shotgun rider 

When you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front passenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.

Jimmy: "Hey Billy Bob, I noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard."
Billy Bob: "Yup, that's my shotgun rider's seat from my old Ford pickup."
Jimmy: "Why'd ya take it out?"
Billy Bob: "She called dibs."

Shotgun rider by Phil Mahooterz May 26, 2015

ride shotgun 

1. To ride in the front passenger seat. The phrase is a direct allusion to the armed guard who sat beside the stagecoach driver
2. To keep a watchful eye on something or someone

Jon gets sick during long trips so he always prefers to ride shotgun

ride shotgun by WebC October 28, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016