shotgun monkey

a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.

my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick

shotgun monkey by roasteddecaf December 29, 2021

monkey-with-a-shotgun 

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"

If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun

monkey-with-a-shotgun by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018