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Shotgun hit 

ALOT of smokers say this is when you hit a blunt and exhale into someone else’s mouth. Usually because the person receiving it doesn’t wanna smoke a lot, possible in a rush and can’t sit back to smoke the whole blunt, doesn’t like the taste of blunts, doesn’t know how to smoke correctly or just wants to try it out getting high for the first time (wrong IMO because that’s second-hand smoke, and you usually blow out less than you inhale)

ADVANCED “shotgunning” steps:
1) person A puts the lit end of the blunt inside their mouth

2) the receiver of the hit, person B, puts the normal side in their mouth

3) A begins blowing and B inhales at the same time
Since A is blowing through the blunt, B is getting a lot more smoke faster which tends to cause the head rush, eye-watering, uncontrollable cough that knocks you off your feet and instantly high.

(This is the way I usually see veteran smokers do it, and you don’t touch lips or get close enough to make some uncomfortable)

Clever name, since a real shotgun disperses a lot of ammo with one shot, it can knock either the shooter or the target off their feet, and it normally only takes one or two hits to finish the job. Plus you feel like you were hit with a shotgun after coughing so hard.
Him: I swear, all I do is roll pearls....

*lights blunt, takes a couple hits*

Him:.....babe, you smokin?

Her: Will you give me a shotgun hit??

Him: Of course!

*Shotgun*

*She begins coughing uncontrollably while he laughs*

Him: You good?

Her: *still coughing trying to catch her breath*

Uh-huh!
Shotgun hit by Trillism November 10, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016