short sword

1. a weapon used along time ago by knights and other people who don't compinsate for there smallness. Aka the bastard sword.
2. another name for the penis.

1."I love to cut people up with my short sword."
2."You should not follow your short sword."

by poo poo July 1, 2004

Corona short-sword

A cast-iron frying pan, especially when used as a weapon. Reference to Disney's "Tangled".

In the restaurant fight scene in "Chuck Vs. The Sizzling Shrimp", Sarah was really using the Corona short-sword.

by MrCanoehead July 23, 2014

shirt cock sword fighting

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

by Snifner October 9, 2006

shortshword

Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."

West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"

by Jason December 2, 2004

Shord

short for shawty, or shorty. an attractive female.

what up Shord, you look mad fly.

by fiireprince April 18, 2010

Shord

Ford

My Shord broke down again, I bought it 3 months ago...

by ILOVEMOPAR December 23, 2022