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Short Story 

A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.
Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.
Short Story by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
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short story 

Getting less than sex, usually a handjob but could be a blowjob.
I went out w/ Betty last night. I tried to read the novel but she would only give me a short story.
short story by Douglas The Cat October 28, 2006

short story 

Having a small dick! Like Trey from school.
Trey says"Hey My research paper is going to be my dick." Jared says "well trey thats a short story!"
short story by Short Story May 12, 2016

Short story long 

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.
So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!
Short story long by adk132 December 8, 2009

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
Short Story Schlong by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

long short story 

*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*
long short story by user8857 June 21, 2018

Short Short Story 

For a very short story that cannot be even more short
"...so, short short story, it ends"
Short Short Story by coolmint88 September 22, 2022