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short hair 

This is easily obtained by chopping off long hair. It looks good on most girls (pixie is harder to pull off) and can be styled in millions of different ways. Its easier to maintain so its a win-win situation. Girls with shorter hair are not lesbians (although I speak only for myself). Emo girls will dye their short hair bright colors, prep girls might curl theirs, and rocker chicks will give theirs a choppy,layered look. Short hair is super versatile.
Although I cut my hair short and layered, I am as straight as they come :).

WARNING: If you plan on flirting, seducing, or hooking up with guys, I suggest long hair because men tend to like that type more (although I have proof that boys like short hair too).
short hair by RockerChick99 January 16, 2011
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short hair 

The type of hair that beats long hair.
Also, the tripfag Onayano from /a/ likes it.
Short hair is superior to long hair
short hair by Miharu June 27, 2008

Short hair, do care 

An uptight state of being. The opposite of the popular Lil' Wayne phrase: "long hair, don't care". This can be used to describe somebody who is feverishly working on homework, someone whos very self concious, or anybody that just cares too much in general. This word is also used to describe butch lesbians, similar to the ones seen in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad.
Did you see the lesbos in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad? They were all short hair, do care.

short hair don't care 

A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.
Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!!
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.
short hair don't care by pangman October 3, 2018

short hair baddie

a baddie with short hair (no blonds)
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short hair baddie by anonymous April 28, 2023

she's got you by the short hair

She's got you by the balls.

She has a tight grasp on your nuts.

A tight reign on your sack.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight.

"Man, she's got you by the short hair"

My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.

kid_wit_short_hair_

A very nice person that makes me happy :) kid_wit_short_hair_ supreme <33
Someone random: “ kid_wit_short_hair_ is annoying” me: (aka hinata_shoyos_right_toe on tt) STFU
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