short bus riders 

2 mg yellow and rectangle zanax bars; causes "slowness"

Look how zooted he be lookin... you know he be on them short bus riders!

short bus riders by natedogg51 May 3, 2014

Short bus rider 

A person who is not very smart; a little slow. Referring to the buses in a school district that transport the "special needs" students.

When Jessica Simpson asked if tuna was fish or chicken, some people said she might be a short bus rider.

Short bus rider by Lizzie H October 19, 2005

short bus rider 

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

short bus rider by amy christ April 29, 2005