shooting a deer 

to perform male masturbation involving the hand and the penis.

friend: why didnt you text me last night??
deer shooter: sorry brah i was shooting a deer

shooting a deer by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011

shooting the deer 

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.

'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'

shooting the deer by BilboTheDildo March 20, 2022