shoot the poo 

A slang term for the act of anal penetration.

You shoot the poo last night? Was she down to shoot the poo?

shoot the poo by Dirty Fesave February 27, 2009

shoot the poot 

Shoot the Poot is a component of several popular college drinking games, including Beirut, Caps, and FrisBeer. Similar to the Naked Run, it is punishment reserved for a player or team that is completely shut out, or unable to score a single point. The defeated player is required to bend over, drop his pants, and spread his buttocks, thus forming the target. The victorious player in turn drops his own pants, and from a distance of roughly 3 feet, attempts to ejaculate into the anus of the defeated.

If Andrew doesn't make this shot, Adam's gonna shoot the poot all up his whatsit, said Dan excitedly.

shoot the poot by El Guapo con queso July 5, 2007

shoot the poot 

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away

i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot

shoot the poot by badgersfan1185 July 7, 2007

shoot the poop 

when someone gives you the bird/middle finger you open the window and poop and then throw it at the offender right in there face if the window is open

i gave someone the shoot the poop

shoot the poop by gangster time April 7, 2010

Thrombosis of the poop shoot 

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Thrombosis of the poop shoot by RobbieJor March 23, 2005

The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.

I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.

The Poop and Shoot by Turk and JD February 27, 2009

shoot the loop with plastic poop 

this is yelled by someone's father from the driver's seat when the vehicle is moving at a high rate of speed and hits a dip in the road.

Everyone hold on tight, we are about to "shoot the loop with plastic poop!"

shoot the loop with plastic poop by slslider December 27, 2017