Shoot me 

Another way of saying sure, often used by someone disinterested and waiting for something interesting to happen.

Don't recommend actually saying this to someone with a gun.

Guy: Want me to sing the national anthem backwards?
Other Guy: Shoot me.

Shoot me by toastedroaster May 20, 2016

shoot me 

A phrase said when one wants death.

Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.

shoot me by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017

Shoot me 

A phrase used when someone is called out on something but doesn't care, similar to "bite me".

Person 1: "Hey you're not allowed to smoke in here"
Person 2: "Shoot me"

Shoot me by neckbrace November 26, 2020

Shoot me 

To give me or to send me.

Hey bruh, can you shoot me some bread?

Shoot me by n1gjohn March 9, 2013

SHOOT ME 

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.

Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**

SHOOT ME by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022

Shoot Me Now 

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.

I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!

Shoot Me Now by MiTuCents February 6, 2012

Shoot Me With A Stick 

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

Shoot Me With A Stick by alla gomma October 26, 2019