shoot a dookie Share definition Flag 1) to release fekel excriments from your anal cavity. 2) to take a shit 3) pinch a loaf Hold on a second! I gotta go shoot a dookie! shoot a dookie by xtremelybuffji January 27, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the shoot a dookie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch