Definitions by DJF2

kanye'd

To be publicly interrupted by someone at a lower level of intelligence than you, which immediately is followed by a period of intense awkwardness where you don't know whether to feel sorry for the person that pulled the Kanye, or to wish him bodily harm.

Kanye West invented this act at the 2009 VMAs.

Taylor Swift was Kanye'd at the 2009 VMAs.

Dude, I was totally just Kanye'd by Alex back there!

kanye'd by DJF2 September 15, 2009

cuba 

The cuba is a result of wearing any type of shorts that are so tight that they disappear between the butt-cheeks. This display of the lower butt-cheeks is the cuba, which also can be visualized as a reverse-terry.

The term is named after the Cuban women's indoor volleyball team.

Having a cuba can be abrasive in the summer.

Look at the size of Latisha's cuba!!!

cuba by DJF2 September 3, 2009

shoosh 

A "That's What She Said" joke that may be funny if delivered with enough enthusiasm but really doesn't make much sense when you really think about it.

To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.

"It's sort of by the meat, but up a little bit." (TWSS!!!)
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet again. (TWSS!!!)

No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!

shoosh by DJF2 August 15, 2009

smoth 

An animal that is a cross between a moth and a sloth. A person could possibly attain the metaphysical properties of a smoth if he or she is baptized in the waters beneath a dome-like structure that is beside a lake.

He's moving like a smoth! I feel like a smoth! You wakeboard like a smoth! I AM A SMOTH!

smoth by DJF2 August 10, 2009