A "That's What She Said
" joke that may be funny if delivered with enough enthusiasm but really doesn't make much sense when you really think about it.
To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.
"It's sort of by the meat
, but up a little bit." (TWSS!!!)
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard
if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet
No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!