This is a shortened contraction of Shouldn't and Should Not. It usually is used by those with a southern-like accent or anyone making an accent on the words.

Tanor: Hey, UMG blocked meh from seeing this video. It says tis not available in my country. But why? I'm from the US. I shon't be having this problem! =(

Dash: You might have to renew yer internets...

Tanor: Aww man.

Shon't by Tanor Faux January 17, 2011

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Fa shon't

meaning: for sure I won't; definitely not.

Like how white people say "Girl are you gonna give yo'nigga money ?"

"FA SHON'T!!"

Fa shon't by Aeoncat July 18, 2018

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Shon’trice

A gorgeous girl with curves. She is classy and sassy. She doesn't seek attention, she owns the room. Caring and sensitive. Strong and virtuous. Bringer of sunshine wherever she goes. Very funny and different from the rest, that's what makes her attractive, aside from her beauty. She might have a past or a history, that's what makes her who she is. She's the kind of girl you want to marry, and spend the rest of your life with, because the relationship you have with her is so great and amazing. A girl you can hold and kiss all day, you better keep her and prove your worth or else some other man will.

person 1:“ugh a hate her”
person 2:”who ?”
person 1:”shon’trice… look at how all those boys fall all over her and she just ignores them”
person 2:”i mean she does have a boyfrie-“
person 1:” she’s such a tease”

Shon’trice by i heart folds November 23, 2021

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Tay'shon

😂

Tay'shon tries to fight people too much

Tay'shon by XX_apexsukz_xx October 24, 2019

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Tae’shon

A totally amazing person at heart. He knows how to lighten the mood. He is super super fine and it’s hard for any girl to resist him. Not many girls every can get with him because of his trust issues. His family is suppperrr crazy but that just makes him a stronger person. He has made multiple mistakes but eventually he makes up for it. His friends are always jealous of him because of his athleticism. He gives the best DICK!! If you find a Tae’shon, keep that amazing boy.

Guy: Do you see Tae’shon? He is a total chick magnet.

Other guy: Yes I know, I wish i was as fine as him.

Tae’shon by Jaylissa Prescott November 6, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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